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Thoughts of a Dog |
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by Louie Jerome, Sep 9, 2007 |
Have you ever wondered what your dog thinks? |
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I wish they'd get a cat? I promise I would be nice, honest, really.
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Was that dinner? Have you no imagination woman?
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If you want it, you fetch it.
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That postmen sure is scared, he doesn't know I'm only kidding.
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You should weed the garden more often, then I wouldn't have to dig it.
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Just leave that roast beef there to cool, it'll be quite safe...I promise.
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Just listen to all that noise, at least I wag my tail and not my tongue.
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(Sniff, sniff!) I tell you Fido, there's definitely something in the air.
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I'm sure that weird poodle is a member of some strange religious cult.
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I know why you got me, it's because you haven't got the courage to bite people yourself.
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