Okay, I’m back again only because you didn’t do what I asked you to do the first time I was here, do you see me tapping my left front paw in disgust? Those horrible little stains with tails are still in my house!
I tell you I just can’t take it another minute! You people have got to talk to my mama and pop today! Right now! Yes, this very minute!
I am so depressed. They have taken over my entire house, they just get into, hey! Get away from me , or I’ll scratch your eyes out, you miserable little...
“Shannon Kenney-Cat!” Pop yells.
And my meek reply “yes pop?”
“You be nice to those babies! …They’re not touching you!”
Muttering under my breath, Is this guy serious? Who says they have to touch me to annoy me?
I saunter over to him and give him the look of innocence and rub my head against his arm.
He melts into a big pile of human mush. This works every time!
“Miss Shannon Kenney-Cat.” My pop purrs.
Yes?
“You’re my little adventurer“
Yes, this is true.
“You’re my little mouser”.
Yes, this is also true.
He offers me a bite of his cheese, which I sniff thoroughly before accepting with indifference.
Ah yes, this is delicious but I can’t let him know that.
The flavor is divine and er you! You! Oh, this really is very good! Tiny flea-bag with paws!
“Shannon!” My pop blasts.
So I lower my voice and my ears, as I continue my barrage at this fur-covered nuisance…
“Shannon Kenney-Cat that‘s enough!” Pop bellows.
Now the other two come into my family room.
Okay, that’s it! I don’t have to stay and take this!
“Shannon, come back here! Come on now, get over yourself, little one!” Pop hollers to my backside as I stomp out of the room in a huff.
Talk to the butt! I snap, not missing a step, as I head for the back door and out I go!
So you see, it’s up to all of you humans. If I’m to go back inside, you’ll just have to come over and talk to my folks. I’ll not step a paw in the house until you do!
