As soon as the sun comes up (4am in some cases) enjoy your morning exercise routine with a wall-of-death chase around the bedroom with your sister. The reclining human figure makes an ideal spring-board.
Morning routine 2
When she has settled down again, use your paws, with or without purrr, on her abdomen. She has to get up to feed you anyway and this will ensure an early rise via the bathroom.
Food
Do not allow her to become complacent about catering. Practice a sniff, followed by a stiff dignified retreat with a last reproving glance over your shoulder as you pass from sight. An erect tail is essential for this.
Litter training 1
The moment she has emptied, cleaned and disinfected the litter tray step lightly inside and use it, even if you have to squeeze and squeeze and squeeze to have any wee to deposit.
Litter training 2
If at all possible leave off using the litter tray until the vicar calls for tea then sit back and watch how humans twitch THEIR noses.
Affection
Disdain all public shows of affection until such time as you require somewhere soft to sleep.
Doors
This is obvious, ensure you are on the wrong side every time it is closed and make your requirements known in the most appropriate fashion.
Nail care
By all means make use of a scratch post but you might like to try the odd forey into the realms of "furniture" just to see her expression.
Climbing
Humans have legs for cats to climb. It is not your fault they are sensitive to pain from claws.
Finally
Do spend some of your day amusing her. Believe me it is worth the effort for a peaceful life.
