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30 Ways To Annoy Your Teenage Offspring |
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by A Great Story, Aug 17, 2007 |
Only the truth. |
- Say, “Whatever!”
- Talk to them about, “The opposite sex.”
- Sing and dance in their presence.
- Cuddle with your spouse in front of them.
- Try to clean their room.
- Tell them they should do their homework.
- Make them do chores.
- Call them nicknames in front of their friends.
- Show their boyfriend/girlfriend baby pictures.
- Take their old favorite cartoon and watch it with them.
- Make them read.
- Tell them that bedtime is at 8:30.
- Play music they hate.
- Read their diary.
- Kiss your spouse in front of them.
- Play oldies music in the car.
- Tell them curfew is 9:00.
- Catch them doing something good (reading, studying, etc.)
- Tuck them in at night.
- Hug them in front of their friends.
- Watch sad movies with them (Shiloh, Old Yeller, etc.)
- Call them, “My baby.”
- Sing in the shower or on the toilet.
- Talk to them about “Safe sex”.
- Tell them they can't date until they're 30.
- Tell them their music is too loud.
- Make their bed.
- Make fun of them.
- Kiss them.
- Say, “I love you” in front of their friends.
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