For as long as anyone can remember, people have been toasting each other and occasions in bars and at events. I would like to share a few of these with you, so you may be prepared when the mood strikes to toast someone as often happens while drinking.
This is a good one for camping, especially if you are being unusually loud. “People to the left, people to the right, sorry for the noise, but if you want to party, come here tonight!”
This is an Irish drinking toast. “I drink to your health when I'm with you, I drink to your health when I'm alone, I drink to your health so often, I'm worryin' about my own!”
“Here's to you, here's to me, good friends we will always be, but should we ever disagree, screw you, here's to me. “
“Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it.”
“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” -- Dean Martin
“There are several good reasons for drinkingand one has just entered my head.If a man can't drink when he's living,then how the heck can he drinkwhen he's dead”
Good fun thanks