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Top 10 Signs You're Not a Great Cook |
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by Taggart, Jan 3, 2008 |
Signs all is not well in the kitchen. |
- Your meatloaf falls on the floor and the dog puts it back on the table … with his paws.
- Your roommate waits till the fridge is full of your leftovers, then advertises it on eBay “As is.”
- Your butcher quietly tells you that there's a “waiting period” for you to buy meat.
- You notice someone's written corresponding “antidotes” on the backs of your recipe cards.
- When the dog smells your cooking, he begs … to go out.
- A foreign exchange student tastes your cuisine, then asks about “Meals On Wheels.”
- When you ask what you should bring to a potluck meal, you're told “an appetite.”
- Dinner guests arrive with their own ketchup.
- Your stew that sticks to the plates is “dishwasher-safe.”
- TV executives approach you about your own show called “Murder, She Cooked.”
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