Want to play dress up with fruit? Shock your house guests? Spend thousands on something that should be sold at Dollar Tree? Here's your list.
The Apple Jacket: For when your apples feel a little chilly They claim that the apple jacket is meant to prevent apples from bruising, but you have to wonder about the fruitfulness of knitting sweaters for food items.
Loofah Loafers: If you've ever looked to exfoliate your feet while you walk around, and if scrubbing your feet in the shower is simply too difficult, here's your dream come true.
Smutty Planters Science and Sons has turned the standard house planter into a miniature CSI scene, a quote from their web starting with, “Ranging from dog walkers to flashers and muggers…”
Landscape Sample Rings You mean nine-hundred dollars for three rings made primarily out of plastic test tubes and old grass doesn't sound reasonable to you?
Vinyl Chanel Purse It would be sold at the dollar store if it weren't for that pretty C logo.
I really hope nobody who reads this has bought any of these things...
#2 by Liane Schmidt, Sep 2, 2007
...this article is hilarious. Love it.
Best wishes.
Sincerely,
-Liane Schmidt.
#3 by a.king, Sep 2, 2007
My favorite is the apple sweater. Before I finished knitting one of these my apple would have already gone bad...
fun article!
#4 by daisyf1305, Sep 2, 2007
cute, cute, they are pretty rediculous but hey people buy nasty cheese that look like celebs on ebay so imagine.
#5 by Beatrice Adams, Sep 3, 2007
I'd rather like having the Loofah Loafers, but to each her own :)
Love this list! Keep 'em coming, Lex!
#6 by Lex Stevens, Sep 4, 2007
Beatrice: They are pretty cool, in a weird way. I just thought they were humorous enough for the article as well. :)
#7 by Onflame, Sep 5, 2007
Hey Lex,
This list is really cool. I think the $ 900 landscape rings were the funniest.
Great Work,
Onflame
#8 by Ruby Hawk, Sep 9, 2007
I hope nobody would waste their money on such nonsense but you never know.
#9 by jeffrey steven leopold, Jul 1, 2008
Iown some loofah loafers and they make my feet feel great; and when my feet feel good, I feel good.
My girlfriend also appreciates the way my feet feel too
