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30 Annoying Things to Do in an Elevator

Have fun annoying other passengers.

  1. Make car noises each time someone comes in or gets out.
  2. Blow your noise and show your snots to the other passengers.
  3. Make noises like if you where in pain, hit yourself in the head while repeatedly saying, "shut up, all of you, shut up."
  4. Sell cookies.
  5. Shave yourself.
  6. Open your bag, look into it and ask yourself loudly: "Will it have enough air in there?".
  7. Offer labels with the passengers names on it.
  8. Keep yourself quiet, motionless against a corner, staring at a wall.
  9. Go close to another passenger and whisper, "the troops are coming."
  10. Practice Tai Chi.
  11. Stare at one passenger, smiling, and tell him: "I have new socks."
  12. Read the bible loudly.
  13. Bet with other passengers that you can fit a coin in your nose.
  14. Make a face like you are making an effort and say: "almost there... almost there..." and then "damn!"
  15. Show a scar to the passengers and ask them if it is infected.
  16. Shout, "“down we gooo!”" each time the elevator descends.
  17. Stare at one passenger and shout, "It´s one of them!" and run to the opposite corner of the elevator.
  18. Ask every passenger that goes up if you can press the button for them.
  19. Put a sock in your hand and talk to other passengers through it.
  20. Sing.
  21. When everyone is quiet, look around and ask a passenger, "is that your beeper?"
  22. Draw shapes in the air.
  23. Say, "ding!" at each floor you pass.
  24. Lay yourself over the buttons.
  25. Ask yourself, "what would this do?" and touch the red buttons.
  26. Use a chair while in the elevator.
  27. Make explosion sounds each time someone touches any button.
  28. Play with your chewing gum.
  29. Say, in an evil voice, "I must find another body to possess!"
  30. Eat a piece of sandwich and ask another passenger, "Do you want to see what´s in my mouth?"
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Comments (9)
#1 by Amed, Aug 22, 2007
31) Look really nervous and whisper to others "we're not gonna make it"
32) Walk around in circles
32) Press all the buttons, when asked why, reply " the spirits are calling"
33) Jump up and down the elevator, say its good luck
#2 by Fun, Aug 24, 2007
Pretend to talk on your sell phone saying, "Yes! Yes! It is set to go off in 12 minutes. I am leaving the building now."
#3 by JD, Aug 25, 2007
3 letters for ya .....D-D-D
#4 by JED, Oct 12, 2007
drop a pen and wait until someone picks it up and then shout "thats mine!"
#5 by Mr. Ploop, Dec 16, 2007
This is hilarious!!
#6 by jebadiah, Mar 24, 2008
yell look ovr there thats amazing if someone looks say made you look : if they dont then state loudly that they are no fun and run off fake crying.
#7 by jebadiah jebrowski, Mar 24, 2008
yell look ovr there thats amazing if someone looks say made you look : if they dont then state loudly that they are no fun and run off fake crying.
#8 by jammy, May 2, 2008
Immature and stupid. New Yorkers-would do you in!
#9 by Juana, Jun 11, 2008
I got 2 for ya!

Get a desk and a chair and everytime someone comes in sa, "Do you have an appoitment."

When there are a lot of people on the elevator yell "GROUP HUG!!" Then force it
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